herhmione:

idk i just have a problem with people shitting on james for being a bully when he was fifteen years old but then excusing snape for being a bully when he was thirty one like do u see the problem here

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

alice-curious-labyrinth13:

Disney Characters eating with bad behaviour.

paralol:

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

*friends eyes are watering for no reason*

"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"

"…..when did I tell you that"

"…….like…..two years ago" 

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

(Source: daenerystarscaryen)

brokendildo:

my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants

Percabeth
    art by WanderingLola

(Source: celaenawestfallen)

"Fan fiction is making teenagers better writers and better satirists, and allowing them to explore sexuality in a way decided by them rather than dictated by the entertainment industry. A purity ring doesn’t carry much meaning when Ron Weasley is pulling it off with his teeth."

I wanted [Shake It Off] to be unapologetic.

(Source: staytaylorstay)

darkbluetennssee:

LISTENING TO WELCOME TO NEW YORK LIKE…

stunningpicture:

Scribbles

swlft-ly:

Just about taylorswift

swlft-ly:

Just about taylorswift