idk i just have a problem with people shitting on james for being a bully when he was fifteen years old but then excusing snape for being a bully when he was thirty one like do u see the problem here
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
Disney Characters eating with bad behaviour.
i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out
*friends eyes are watering for no reason*
"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"
"…..when did I tell you that"
"…….like…..two years ago"
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
PSA to the Michigan GOP.
both the post and the tags are A+
We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”
my friends cat had surgery and now he has no pants
I wanted [Shake It Off] to be unapologetic.
LISTENING TO WELCOME TO NEW YORK LIKE…